Pillars of Dislike
A. Fundamental reasons for disliking a movie or a performance. Here is a partial list. I'll develop this over a long period of time.
B. Misplaced energy. Here are some examples.
A. Fundamental reasons for disliking a movie or a performance. Here is a partial list. I'll develop this over a long period of time.
B. Misplaced energy. Here are some examples.
- Pride in drug use. So many films: Knocked Up, Bad Teacher, Dude Where's My Car, This is 40, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Scary Movie, Up in Smoke, Grandma's Boy, Pineapple Express, and the TV series Weeds. See the ratings sections of Bad Teacher and Fear and Loathing. Stoned people tend to be self-involved, with a high ability to concentrate on one thing. This makes it hard for them to prioritize in a multi-threat environment, such as driving a car. Also, stoned people tend to forget that when dealing with other people or with the material world, laws have consequences. That includes physical law: 'I hit the brakes late, so I crashed into the restaurant, ha-ha.' Entertaining? Sorry, no. What I find even less entertaining is the fury and hatred that so many people exhibit in defending such movies. Any one who levels criticism at stoner movies or stoner humor is flamed in return. In the comedies, the greater the disasters caused by drug use, the funnier the film is supposed to be. Yikes.
- Pride in ignorance. On the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, the Jaywalking interviews illustrate this time and again. Celebrity interviews are much the same. Education seems to have failed in a broad set of fronts: spelling, grammar, history, current events, everyday arithmetic, orders of magnitude, and the fine arts come to mind. For instance, Dumb and Dumber is perhaps the exemplar of this sort of anti-sense. One reviewer wrote, 'I laughed, I cried, and I think my IQ dropped. I love this movie!' Later in the same review, 'Will it offend you? Perhaps if you're a snob.' That was the kindest remark I saw from a reviewer who liked this film. The trend seemed to be the more someone liked (loved, craved) this film, the more their language expressed hatred for anyone who disagreed with them.
- Pride in stupidity. Dumb and Dumber is a strong illustration of this, as is Scary Movie, Dude Where's My Car?, Black Sheep.
- Pride in moral turpitude. Bad Teacher, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Zack and Miri Make a Porno. In Just Go with It, Adam Sandler's character interacts with his receptionist's two children by bribing and cajoling them to perpetrate hoaxes on others.
- Pride in bad manners. This is 40, Bad Teacher, Something about Mary, Dumb and Dumber, Big Daddy, Along Came Polly.
- Energetic defense of despicable or criminal acts. Bad Teacher, Traffic, Grandma's Boy, Wall Street, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
- Pride in grossness for the sake of laughs. Something about Mary, Dumb and Dumber, This Is 40, Scary Movie (every death or dismemberment is played for laughs).
- Control of one's bodily functions. It's so rebellious to {fart, belch} publicly for effect when you're forty. It shows a certain lack of maturity. At forty, this does not mean anything, except that you are inconsiderate of others. It certainly is not funny. {Defecation, Urination} in public takes the matter a bit further. One might get arrested for it. Of course, that shows a 'proper' level of defiance, and adds to your chops of not being a grownup. Big Daddy commemorates this defiance by having Adam Sandler's character teach a child he is in charge of to urinate on a wall in public. That's portrayed as being cool, and was even included in some of the trailers. Other films, such as Bridesmaids, The Heat, Hangover {I, II}, Role Models, Dumb and Dumber celebrate such childish behaviors.
- Control of one's sexual desires. Much of the humor on Scary Movie {1, 2, 3, 4} is about the lack of such mastery. Some old cliches come to mind: get a room, keep it to yourself, she's half your age, grow up, and so on. Many scripts and directors play lack of control in this area for laughs. All too often, the real life consequences of lack of adult control is some combination of sadness, mental illness, criminal charges, and possible tragedy. The attitude encapsulated in 'I can do what I want to do' seems to be valued more than adult good sense.
- Control of one's urge to acquire. Children sometimes say to other children, 'give me your lunch money.' The victim either gives up the money to the thief or not, but is usually beaten in either case. This kind of bullying, entitled attitude is sometimes crushed and deleted during childhood. In this case, the child might become a more decent adult, and one more likely to stay out of jail. In all too many cases, the bullying is not squeezed out and eliminated. It continues into adulthood, sometimes with many consequences. For instance, the bully encounters stronger bullies who steal from them after beating or killing them. Sometimes the stronger bullies are called law enforcement officers, and jail time ensues.----This is an endlessly repeated theme in film. Gordon Gecko in Wall Street had the 'that belongs to me' attitude, especially when whatever he wanted did not belong to him. The drug lords in Traffic were all the entitled personalities that had not had the thieving bully mentality expunged in early life. The gang fights in mafia films are all about settling 'that belongs to me' using guns, knives, extortion, and crooked law enforcement. Pirate movies are about settling 'that belongs to me' using swords, pistols, torture, cannon, extortion, and blackmail. There have been a number of films since the 'war on drugs' started that involved independent contractors. In Blow, Johnny Depp plays a character who thinks he can get money from drug trafficking. He has some success, but runs afoul more than once with stronger drug runners who think money he acquired 'belongs to me.' Another such movie is Leaves of Grass, 2009. ---- This is a huge film theme, but the wellspring is the lack of adult control of 'that belongs to me.'
- Control of one's quality of speech. Adults often limit foul language to make it more forceful when it is occasionally used among adults. One can also skip it altogether and still get your point across with more moderate speech. In film though, the rather childish 'I can do what I want to' attitude is valued for shock, for defiance, for rebellion, for who knows what. The script for Superbad included some 350 obscenities and profanities. Bridesmaids, The Heat, Pineapple Express, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and so on have similar levels of intemperate speech. Does this advance plots, deepen character development, improve the cinematography? No, no, no.
- Acceptance of the need to learn. Is it good to know that losing 10,000 USD in poker in Vegas is worse than spilling a glass of iced tea? I'd say yes, since the one is 4 orders of magnitude worse than the other. Is it good to know what compound interest is? Over the span of your life, yes, it is. Is it good to know how to write effectively? Perhaps. Is it good to have some historical perspective? Absolutely. Hearing a 25 year old claim to have fought in the Civil War is just absurd. Are they lying, or just strongly ignorant? Do they expect the listener to accept such a ridiculous falsehood? Movies have a bad track record here. Education is usually treated as a waste of time. College is a place to waste time and learn about drug use and sex. Also, one networks with others who do drugs and sex. Young people who study are usually treated as losers, are shunned and treated badly ('give me your notes or I will break your face'). On the other hand, rebellious ignoramuses who lie when confronted with their many deficiencies are usually lionized, and are gifted with snappy dialog. 'What are you, correcting my spelling now?' Also, they act like they expect others to believe their lies, rather than admit their ignorance, just as they would expect their childhood peers to cough up their lunch money. Movies do their audiences huge disservice here. --- Examples? Watch the movies I mentioned above. You will see hundreds of examples.